You May Have A Stupid Doctor If-
He or she
tells you fibromyalgia doesn’t exist.
You May Have A Stupid Doctor If-
He or she
dismisses your fibromyalgia symptoms as nothing more than you being a
hypochondriac-someone wanting attention.
You May Have A Stupid Doctor If-
He or she
tells you that more exercise, sleep or losing weight is all you need to do to
for your fibromyalgia symptoms-you know the doctor who says “you just need to
improve your sex life, take a vacation, lose some weight, your just depressed,
it is just PMS…”Give me a break, this doctor doesn’t have a clue!
You May Have A Stupid Doctor If-
He or she
tells you that all your blood work looks normal so you must be a “drug seeker.”
It may not occur to this stupid doctor that you never mentioned you wanted pain
medication, that in fact you have repeatedly declined to take pain meds in the
past. What you are really seeking is to have a doctor listen, understand and
help you feel better.
You May Have A Stupid Doctor If-
He or she
fails to order the proper tests, especially but not limited to thyroid tests. Simply
following the herd and only ordering routine tests, including “the normal” thyroid
tests, stimulating hormone (TSH) and a T4 (Thyroxine) is similar to trying to
critique The Sound of Music after
only watching the first 20 minutes of the movie/play. Your synopsis is-Julie
Andrews was a quirky nun. Ok, what about the Captain, his children, the Nazi
party, the wedding, and the escape? My point is stupid doctors are happy to
stay stupid. They don’t care to practice the art of doctoring, being a
detective, investigating anything outside the routine.
They’re
happy to follow the herd, not make any waves and dispatch the drugs the pharmaceutical
rep asks them to based on “this is how we’ve always done it.”
Sorry but it burns me up that patients go to
their doctor with all the symptoms of low thyroid-fatigue, depression, anxiety,
elevated cholesterol, brain fog, weight gain, cold hands, cold feet, swelling,
tingling pains, constipation, hair loss-only to be told their blood work looks
fine.
They
totally miss the diagnosis because they don’t go the extra mile (“this is how
we’ve always done it”). They are then only too happy to promote life draining
drugs to cover up the hypothyroid symptoms-Ritalin for low energy, Lipitor for
elevated cholesterol, Zoloft for depression, Lyrica for tingling pain…it just
goes on and on.
The
patient’s symptoms and poor health continue to grow year after year when all
the stupid doctor needed to do was run the right tests, or think outside the box
and recommend prescription or over the counter thyroid hormone therapy. Correct
the cause, low thyroid and all the symptoms go away!
You May Have A Stupid Doctor If-
He or she
dismisses the very real condition known as adrenal fatigue. Adrenal fatigue
occurs when your stress coping glands, the adrenals become to stressed to
perform properly. Stress is definitely the catalyst for disease! They will tell
you your symptoms associated with adrenal fatigue, low energy, brain fog, low
immune function, depression, poor sleep, weight gain, etc. are from getting
older or all in your head.
Why? Because
doctors are evaluating blood work for disease not function. They don’t care
that your adrenals aren’t functioning at optimal levels (to allow you to deal
with and rebound from stress). They only care if you have TOTAL adrenal failure,
Addison’s disease. Blood tests won’t show adrenal fatigue but a four-sample, 16-hour
saliva test will.
Guess
what else stupid doctors don’t believe in, saliva tests. This despite they’ve
been proven valid and are recognized by insurance companies, accredited labs, Harvard Medical School,
and other leading organizations.
You May Have A Stupid Doctor If-
He or she
has you taking two different SSRI or SSNRI antidepressant medications. These
drugs, including Savella, Cymbalta, Effexor, Celexa, Zoloft, Paxil, Pristiq,
and Prozac are supposed to help your brain re-uptake the happy hormones
serotonin and or norepinephrine. It makes no sense to be on more than one of
these drugs at the same time-you only increase the risk of more side effects
(including poor sleep, depression, anxiety, muscle pain, etc.).
If you
stop to get gas why would you mix 89% with 91% unleaded fuel? You wouldn’t. If
you need more fuel you simply increase the cars intake, you don’t mix them.
Mixing these drugs is a sign of a lazy and stupid doctor!
You May Have A Stupid Doctor If-
He or she
has you taking a stimulant drug or drugs and a relaxant or tranquilizing drug.
Examples include-taking Ritalin, Adderall, Strattera, Intuniv, Vyvanse,
Wellbutren, Effexor, Cymbalta, Savella, or Pristiq and a benzodiazepine drug
for anxiety including Ativan, Xanax, Seroquel, Klonpin, Valium or Busbar. One
drug is revving you up the other is making you a zombie.
Lazy or
stupid doctors are happy to over medicate you. They don’t take time to study
how to naturally reduce your anxiety, which after the fact, you can and should
use natural amino acids (which make the happy, calming and or stimulating brain
hormones, serotonin and norepinephrine)-no one has a drug deficiency!
You May Have A Stupid Doctor If-
He or she
has you taking a potentially stimulating drug while you are complaining of
insomnia. It used to surprise me to see doctors recommending their patients
take a SSRI or SSNRI at bedtime. Why? Because these drugs can, not only
re-uptake the calming hormone serotonin, they can also re-uptake the stimulating
hormone adrenaline. Now I may not be “a real doctor,” I’m only a little
chiropractor nutritionist, but I know enough about biochemistry and physiology
and after 17 years experience of treating fibro I know you don’t do anything to
potentially sabotage deep restorative sleep.
Timed-release
stimulant drugs including some antidepressants and Ritalin are notorious for
causing sleep disorders. AND you should know that these drugs deplete your
natural sleep hormone melatonin.
Stupid,
stupid, stupid.
But I’m
sure the stupid doctor simply increased your sleep medication or added another
potentially dangerous drug to knock you out at night.
Well I
could go on and on about stupid doctors but I’ve got to finish up now so I can
pack my clothes for my weekend seminar on Functional Medicine. I’ll be learning
about more tests that stupid doctors don’t use or even know about. I’m happy
not to follow the herd, and strive to be a smart doctor, even though I’m still
learning how to work the new TV remote.